Pissing on Planes, Trains & Automobiles - Huge Pee on Train N Stories of Other Huge Pisses in N. Americs

I recently spent a month doing something I've dreamed of for nearly 20 years: going on a sex holiday to America to fuck a load of really fat guys! Back when I first had this fantasy the internet wasn't whatnot as and so I had no idea how I'd go about making it happen. Super cheaper flights into Toronto, super cheap accommodation and then the Amtrak Rail Pass which gives you 10 journeys to be used in 30 days for 499 bucks! So here I am, en route from Chicago to Dallas on my first 24 hour train ride! After doing an almightily big piss, I then tell you of other notable pees on my sexcation. Ones which were too rushed and desperate to be able to film for you, but hopefully the stories make up for it somewhat.