Four things: 1) petroleum is acutely poisonous on your skin, let alone inside you; 2) ejaculation does not empty your bladder, where this seems to be going to and returning from; 3) putting motor oil and paint down your sink drain is bad for your plumbing; and 4) this is hot as hell!
so if I lick car exhausts for the soot on my tongue and then put my foreskin on a dog is that better? great thanks so as a mechanophile I will have a good time