Eggplant splits my anus, it hurts but it feels good

Eggplant splits my anus, it hurts but it feels good, I was in pain, my anus felt like it was going to tear, but I kept trying to insert the eggplant into my anus, I was in the mood and wanted to make love, I don't have a partner to make love to, so I'm forced to have sex with an eggplant.