Over the years, I have on many occasions inadvertently shot my load in my eyes while jacking off. It stings like hell, and I’d never want to do that to the woman I’m with.
My mother's friend sucked my dick in front of her once when they were Rollin on X one night and I blew a load so hard it landed on my mom's thigh. Her friend licked it off of her. It was so hot, I jacked off again!